twentysixesperanza:

Draco Malfoy meets Sweet Tooth.

all i could think about first time i saw HMB

hurricane-bradshaw:

this made me giggle

i love them, okay? okay

Forever crying because I’m constantly missing out on awesome shows just because I live in a cupboard under some stairs.

lukepoynter:

heroesthrowingstones:

thebeesthighs:

hahaihateeveryonehaha:

locksandglasses:

karnythia:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

This girl is a genius & will write great things. Watch.

I just laughed out loud really really hard… lol minions.

I am beginning to be a horse

i am so frail

i like to imitate a crazy old scarf

I REALLY FUCKING CAN’T

I love food so so so so so so much because it is edible. <- SAME

how mad is it okay to be at someone who wears a band T-shirt and can’t even name one song they’ve done?

(Source: penceyfaggot)

chaotic-kitten:

This has been an HMB appreciation post.

The last one. Seriously. The last one. Brian, you are amazing.

omfg!

(Source: prettypthings)

galaxydefenderhooria:

hutchjosh:

MOVIES I QUOTE REGULARLY DURING MY DAILY ADVENTURES: Juno (2007)

“I’m not asking for anything. Except for maybe mercy. Like, it would be friggen sweet if no one hit me”